Monday, May 31, 2010
Level 1
[(:] Slept in class
[(:] Talked in class
[(:] Not seating at your own place in class
[(:] Scolded by a teacher
[(:] Litter the classroom
[(:] Did not do your homework at least 15 times
[(:] Submitted your homework late at least 10 times
[ ] Came late for school at least 10 times
[ ] Brought/wore home clothes without school's permission
[ ] Brought/wore jewellery to school
[(:] Did not pay attention in class for at least 60% of the time
[(:] Cried out "sian" or "wa lao wei" to the teacher
[ (:] Plucked a flower/ killed a plant
[(:] Copied other people's homework in desperation
[(:] Played a trick on your classmates/teacher
Total so far: 12
Level 2:
[(:] Sent for detention class
[(:] Ate in class
[(:] Not wearing your school uniform (if you have) properly
[ ] Shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[(:] Scolding vulgarities in class
[(:] Spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[(:] Used a school facility without school's permission
[(:] Played soccer/basketball or any other sports in classroom
[ ] Singing loudly during lesson
[(:] Walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[(:] Did not greet the teacher properly
[(:] Went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[(:] Played a trick on the teacher during april fools
[(:] Used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump
[(:] Made yourself a nuisance to the teacher
Total so far: 13 + 13 = 26 .
Level 3:
[(:] Was asked to stay back after school/ break time
[(:] Made a fool out of morning assembly
[ ] Wasted the school's toilet paper
[(:] Sabotaged someone
[(:] Irritated someone
Total so far: 26 + 4 = 30 .
Level 4:
[(:] Forged your parent's signature
[(:] Forged a classmate's signature
[ ] Forged a teacher's signature
[] Made rude remarks to the school cleaners in front of them
[(:] Flew a paper aeroplane down from the school's highest store
Total so far : 30+ 3 = 33 .
Level 5:
[(:] Fiddling with your handphone during lesson time
[ ] Played with your PSP in class
[(:] Using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[(:] Listened to music in school
[(:] Messed with the teacher's pigeon hole
Total so far: 33 + 4 = 37 .
Level 6:
[(:] Vandalising with school property (:x)
[ ] Tried to defame your school in public
[ ] Used the internet to scold teachers
[ ] Fought with someone in school
[ ] Shoplifted in school
Total so far: 37 + 1 = 38 .
Level 7:
[(:] Cheated in a test
[(:] Cheated in a school examination
[ ] Cheated for your PSLE/ GCE 'O' or 'A' Level Examination
[(:] Lied to your teacher
[ ] Played truancy for hall assemblies/ specific lessons
Total so far: 38 + 3 = 41 .
Level 8:
[ ] Took drugs in school
[ ] Smoked in school
[ ] Set fire to something in school
[ ] Locked the teacher out of the classroom
[ ] Played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance
Total so far: 41 .
Level 9:
[ ] Refused to pay school fees
[ ] Cheated the school money
[ ] Stole things which belonged to the school
[(:] Bullied someone in school
[ ] Pranked called your school
Total so far: 41 + 1= 42 .
Level 10:
[(:] Raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your principal
Total so far: 42 + 1 = 43 .
Level 11:
[ ] Brought weapons to the school
[ ] Brought real firearms to the school
[ ] Brought a real bomb to the school
[ ] Fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[ ] Dressed up as a terrorist in school
Grand total: 43 .
If you are between:
0-15 - I am a good student
16-20 - I am a good student but with occasional trouble
21-30 - I am an average student
31-40 - I am a bad student
41-50 - I am a very bad student
51-60 - I should have been caned by the discipline master
61-65 - I should have been expelled from school
66-75 - I should have been sent to a reformatory
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